The "Awesome" Archfiend AKA Jamie

Things changed a lot throughout the internet. Web pages come and go, people come and leave, websites change their layout designs, and people simply become douche-bags.

The last is the case for The Archfiend a.k.a his real name, Jamie.

We he came, I thought he was a great youtuber. He would say his opinions, be funny, and most of all be entertaining..... Then that all slowly went away. He became a shell of his old self, he became boring, and most important, he became what he bashes people for.

I'll be teacher and start with a score of 100. For every fuck up, hypocritical point, or doing something downright stupid, I'll knock out 5-10 points. Lets review our pal. Jamie, I hope you're reading thi$.

1 - You block people who disagree with you. People don't realize there is plenty of proof of this. It isn't a conspiracy, and what's more hilarious is that He acts like he never blocked anyone at all. I don't need to further this point. Watch those videos and make your own mind. -10 points for being butthurt.

2 - When the whole Kony 2012 thing was going on, he acts like We shouldn't care about children going into slavery and the army. Now, I could understand where he's coming from, as we have a lot of other things domestic to concern ourselves with...... but he gets so worked up over simplistic things. OH NO AVGN MADE A VIDEO ASKING FANS TO DONATE. RAGE RAGE RAGE. -10. 80 points.

3 - He doesn't care about money sooooo much, he feels the need to type "thank$ for watching thi$ video" to most people he types to on his videos. For someone who doesn't seem to care about money, you sure mention it a lot. -5. 75

4 - Speaking of comments, he can't seem to stop pointing out when someone spells something wrong. Now I do to, but I at least also comment on their actual comment, not just post *you're as if not adding the "'re" is such a crime you don't get his oh-so-wonderful commentary. Typical internet troll. -5 70

5 - Posting videos of you with your shirt off isn't weird at all. Nah, it really isn't..... However, Making a video while in the shower naked isn't funny, it's disturbing and just random. (not in the good way). -10 just for being weird. 60

6 - Your videos about youtube "whores" and all of that shit is irrelevant because you would be doing what youtube is doing. Except you wouldn't lie about it? Big deal, that still doesn't make it right. I don't care if it's in the nature of the business, that one video basically shits on all your other videos about the "youtube elite" because you would let them do what they're doing. Yeah, you're such a business expert. You know all of what goes on into youtube and what the workers have to do. -10. 50

7 - If people making money off of tragedy's is bad, you're just as guilty. You may not realize it, but you gain so much from simple things you bash people for. An example is the Justin Bieber Sex Orgy Video. First of all, this was a great point to make against the youtube whores...... but looking back, it's almost like you're whoring out with this for a few reasons

A = I'm sure you gained a few subscribers from this... Which will make them watch your other videos, and gain you money. So it's basically like you're making money from this
B = This also goes with point A. It got your video bumped up due to all the comments on it.
C = If your point was made then, what's the point of keeping it up? Just so you can keep gaining all of these comments and views off of a lie? What's better is that you made a video referencing this video, as if your point wasn't made clear in 2010, and also as if you want it to have more views and comments on it, once again bumping it up. You act like people are searching for it are the people complaining about you making the video, when how do you know they're not the people who are subbed to you and clicked on it because it was in their subscriptions? -15 just for that mess. 35

8 - As if those weren't bad enough, he's also a giant hypocrite. awhile ago, Silent Rob made a video condeming their fans for acting out, and Archfiend condemns him.... when he does the exactly same thing a few years later... Ummm.... bullcrap? Okay so Rob basically telling his fans to knock some shit off is wrong, bad, etc..... But Archfiend doing it is A Okay?

9 - You're so important that people must bow down to you and do your bidding. Now I'm not too familiar with parks like Six Flags, but I know that they shouldn't bow down to do whatever you command. I know they could of done what you asked, but that seems to be a lot of work just to keep one customer happy. Who cares if you're a season pass holder since the 80s? It doesn't make you more important. And you saying you'll never visit another Six Flags again, just because 1 isolated incident just seems like a bitch move, all because you have to wait in a line. How ironic as it seems fairly similar to point #6. Hey Eric Cartman, just wait in line and deal with it. -10.

10 - He's so mature and adult-like. Apparently he has enough spare time in his life to "teach a little kid a lesson". First of all, what is the definition of the "old Archfiend" The funny archfiend? The more entertaining archfiend? Huh. Nope, it's the same dick archfiend, except he lost everything that made him remotely entertaining..... ughh :(

You're not his dad. You're not his uncle or guardian or whatever, so why do you give a shit what he does? How much free time do you have to "teach this kid a lesson"? That doesn't sound like an adult, you sound like a little kid. Ha, I also love his hypocrisy again at 12:36 so once again, going back to point #8 with this whole "teaching your fans a lesson". Also, why are you sending your "army" to attack some guy none of you people know? Yes, it's the internet, but the internet is a place to relax.... why is it used for all these pointless wars?. So apparently Jack hates getting negative criticism..... Who doesn't? We're not all perfect, we're human. We have feelings.... Which brings me to my next point....... Oh yeah -10

11 - The whole AVGN drama.... Oh boy.....

First of all, his whole AVGN "begging" people for money incident. First of all, it's ASKING, not BEGGING nor DEMANDING. Look up those 3 words in a dictionary. He wasn't holding a knife to anyones throat or gun to anyone's head forcing you to give him money. Obviously it was just for people who had a few spare bucks to give out, no problem with that. Secondly, you act like you know his financial records and money situation so perfectly. He's a normal human like everyone else living in the United States. He has taxes to pay, bills to pay, he possibly gives some money to his friends or maybe to charity, I don't know, I never met the guy. He could be horrible of keeping track of money and all that, but we don't know. Only James knows.

Thirdly, the whole "other people have made movies with less money". I'm not very sure you made a movie or have any insight on the dedication and time it takes to make one. I'm sure asking people just for a little $$ won't hurt anyone... Unless they're stupid and donate money when they're broke or in financial crisis.Have people made movies with less money? Sure, look at Ed Wood..... Oh wait, bad example. ._. He could make the movie with the money he has, but that doesn't mean he can't get help from his fans to make the movie better. Showing off Jamie's God-Complex. Besides, if it was on his own, it could possibly take longer.

So his fans are the most annoying fanboys on the internet? Possibly, but you're fanboys are a close 2nd. And as for IMDB, it's like Wikipedia where almost anyone can edit the content. It's not that reliable as you may think ;)

For the whole Mike's review of the Elmo movie.... It wasn't that great, and probably shouldn't of been made. Look at this video for my views on the whole situation to save time.

Now to recent times, he just can't get over AVGN. Now for the whole "Cheetamen 2 Play or Die" shit. I am an no way defending this AVGN Cheetahmen 2 fundraiser video at all, it was over-the-top and silly. Now word has got out it was all a scam made by Gred Pabich, and he wanted AVGN and Pat to appear in the video to get it more publically out. Now this is stupid and very pathetic of everyone who is apart of it and knew it was a scam. however, Archfiend just can't seem to get sand out of his vagina (as normal) as goes on about Mike/James deleting comments on the video (while he does the same), and demands "an apology" for all of this. Now I would agree, but it's coming from the Archfiend, the person who is possibly one of the biggest butt-hurt people on YouTube. Why demand an apology when you'll just shove it off, and probably just rant about it... While making money for it at the same time.... Making money off of a video where people are scamming others.... Huh. Also, umadbro?-20. -15 points.... Wow, that's at least an F---

Good job Archfiend for proving you're a douchebag. I could go on but this is ridiculously long, and hopefully didn't bore anyone as much as your videos do. I may have given you a few dollars from watching your videos, but I don't care. You can gain 1,000,000 dollars from me watching videos and I wouldn't care. Have fun with your time until other people finally come to terms with how much of a douchebag you are. Silent Rob, VlogRays, and SparksterInc have only touched the surface on you, hopefully more people will wise up and realize the true you

Have a nice day. You are a HACK. <3