No matter how funny or creative you try to present yourself out to be, if you're a hack, you're a hack.

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

AMERICA WAKE UP!! 5 Reasons Ron Paul sucks

After TheArchtards overdue exposer to what a hack he is, and with the upcoming 2012 U.S presidential elections, where better to expose next than with 1vof the candidates. Romney and Obama have gotten their fair share of burnings and exposes, but what about Ron Paul? The supposed "savior" of America? Our last hope?

Some of his ideas, are spot on (legalize drugs, for example) anyone will say that. But why do his followers (pronounced Paultards) bend some of his other points to make them out to be like they're very good, when in reality they will just downgrade our society further. These 5 points have no exact listing, but moreso I believe are equally bad in the downfall of America.

5= He wouldn't help anybody who has suffered in a natural disaster. Now if he stretched this out to not helping other countries, then maybe we could possibly understand. We're a poor nation, we can't afford to help other countries. But he wouldn't help his own country if they suffered from a natural disaster like a hurricane or tornado! That sounds like a very humane and very kind president. He should also look at a map and types of terrain to learn that nowhere on this planet is safe from disasters. Midwest America has tornadoes, Northeast has hurricanes, southwest/anywhere close to fault lines have earthquakes. What if your house was on fire, and even your insurance couldn't fully cover the cost? Can your neighbors/friends not pitch in a few pennies in order to help?



4= Racism Is Okay In America. According to Mr. 1950s, if you want to kick a black person out of your restruront or store because he is black, It's a-okay! It's "your" private property. School board wants ban Asians from going to their schools, Ron Paul thinks it's a okay. Apparently without laws that protect peoples' individual rights, it "diminishes individual liberty". Whatever that means to you, Mr Anti-Racist. I think he also needs to spend a month in a wheelchair.

3=Pay people a few pennies if you want too. He goes on (without any proof) that getting rid of minimal wage would help the poor, which in a way it could. But it could also hurt the poor. People who were getting paid 8 dollars and 9 dollars, can now get payed 2 or 3 dollars. People who couldn't get a job still possibly can't get a job or don't want such a low pay for it. It could help, but could also send us back to the early 20th Century. Now doesn't that sound like fun?

2= Lets give criminals and murderers more weapons. He would love to repeal the Brady Act, that requires a background check for anybody who wants a gun. He also would like air pilots to carry guns (what if they start shooting the passengers?) to "prevent another 9/11", where the answer to that would be better airport SECURITY (Sky Marshals?). Also Ron, it is not a "god-given" right to own a 5 pound machine.A god-given right is to simply live.

1= Ron Paul voted against the Amber Alert. So yeah if your kid got kidnapped, you couldn't relay on the Amber Alert to get help. But it gets better than that. Ron Paul was for it, until it included additional powers for the Federal Government. So in his opinion, the Amber Alert is a piece of crap just because of his insane animosity for the Federal Government. Ain't that nice, parents. Go Libertarianism!


Ron Paul 2012! Lets go back to the Gold Standard and worsen our economy to collapse status! Lets promote racism and inequality! Lets suck the Constitutions' big-paper dick even though it's flawed insanely! And finally, lets downgrade our society to new lows to the point Communist Russia world be calling bullshit. RON PAUL 2012! Oh wait....... He didn't pass the primaries! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

But why didn't he get voted? BECAUSE HE IS A HACK!!!

Saturday, August 11, 2012

The "Awesome" Archfiend AKA Jamie

Things changed a lot throughout the internet. Web pages come and go, people come and leave, websites change their layout designs, and people simply become douche-bags.

The last is the case for The Archfiend a.k.a his real name, Jamie.

We he came, I thought he was a great youtuber. He would say his opinions, be funny, and most of all be entertaining..... Then that all slowly went away. He became a shell of his old self, he became boring, and most important, he became what he bashes people for.

I'll be teacher and start with a score of 100. For every fuck up, hypocritical point, or doing something downright stupid, I'll knock out 5-10 points. Lets review our pal. Jamie, I hope you're reading thi$.

1 - You block people who disagree with you. People don't realize there is plenty of proof of this. It isn't a conspiracy, and what's more hilarious is that He acts like he never blocked anyone at all. I don't need to further this point. Watch those videos and make your own mind. -10 points for being butthurt.

2 - When the whole Kony 2012 thing was going on, he acts like We shouldn't care about children going into slavery and the army. Now, I could understand where he's coming from, as we have a lot of other things domestic to concern ourselves with...... but he gets so worked up over simplistic things. OH NO AVGN MADE A VIDEO ASKING FANS TO DONATE. RAGE RAGE RAGE. -10. 80 points.

3 - He doesn't care about money sooooo much, he feels the need to type "thank$ for watching thi$ video" to most people he types to on his videos. For someone who doesn't seem to care about money, you sure mention it a lot. -5. 75

4 - Speaking of comments, he can't seem to stop pointing out when someone spells something wrong. Now I do to, but I at least also comment on their actual comment, not just post *you're as if not adding the "'re" is such a crime you don't get his oh-so-wonderful commentary. Typical internet troll. -5 70

5 - Posting videos of you with your shirt off isn't weird at all. Nah, it really isn't..... However, Making a video while in the shower naked isn't funny, it's disturbing and just random. (not in the good way). -10 just for being weird. 60

6 - Your videos about youtube "whores" and all of that shit is irrelevant because you would be doing what youtube is doing. Except you wouldn't lie about it? Big deal, that still doesn't make it right. I don't care if it's in the nature of the business, that one video basically shits on all your other videos about the "youtube elite" because you would let them do what they're doing. Yeah, you're such a business expert. You know all of what goes on into youtube and what the workers have to do. -10. 50

7 - If people making money off of tragedy's is bad, you're just as guilty. You may not realize it, but you gain so much from simple things you bash people for. An example is the Justin Bieber Sex Orgy Video. First of all, this was a great point to make against the youtube whores...... but looking back, it's almost like you're whoring out with this for a few reasons

A = I'm sure you gained a few subscribers from this... Which will make them watch your other videos, and gain you money. So it's basically like you're making money from this
B = This also goes with point A. It got your video bumped up due to all the comments on it.
C = If your point was made then, what's the point of keeping it up? Just so you can keep gaining all of these comments and views off of a lie? What's better is that you made a video referencing this video, as if your point wasn't made clear in 2010, and also as if you want it to have more views and comments on it, once again bumping it up. You act like people are searching for it are the people complaining about you making the video, when how do you know they're not the people who are subbed to you and clicked on it because it was in their subscriptions? -15 just for that mess. 35

8 - As if those weren't bad enough, he's also a giant hypocrite. awhile ago, Silent Rob made a video condeming their fans for acting out, and Archfiend condemns him.... when he does the exactly same thing a few years later... Ummm.... bullcrap? Okay so Rob basically telling his fans to knock some shit off is wrong, bad, etc..... But Archfiend doing it is A Okay?

9 - You're so important that people must bow down to you and do your bidding. Now I'm not too familiar with parks like Six Flags, but I know that they shouldn't bow down to do whatever you command. I know they could of done what you asked, but that seems to be a lot of work just to keep one customer happy. Who cares if you're a season pass holder since the 80s? It doesn't make you more important. And you saying you'll never visit another Six Flags again, just because 1 isolated incident just seems like a bitch move, all because you have to wait in a line. How ironic as it seems fairly similar to point #6. Hey Eric Cartman, just wait in line and deal with it. -10.

10 - He's so mature and adult-like. Apparently he has enough spare time in his life to "teach a little kid a lesson". First of all, what is the definition of the "old Archfiend" The funny archfiend? The more entertaining archfiend? Huh. Nope, it's the same dick archfiend, except he lost everything that made him remotely entertaining..... ughh :(

You're not his dad. You're not his uncle or guardian or whatever, so why do you give a shit what he does? How much free time do you have to "teach this kid a lesson"? That doesn't sound like an adult, you sound like a little kid. Ha, I also love his hypocrisy again at 12:36 so once again, going back to point #8 with this whole "teaching your fans a lesson". Also, why are you sending your "army" to attack some guy none of you people know? Yes, it's the internet, but the internet is a place to relax.... why is it used for all these pointless wars?. So apparently Jack hates getting negative criticism..... Who doesn't? We're not all perfect, we're human. We have feelings.... Which brings me to my next point....... Oh yeah -10

11 - The whole AVGN drama.... Oh boy.....

First of all, his whole AVGN "begging" people for money incident. First of all, it's ASKING, not BEGGING nor DEMANDING. Look up those 3 words in a dictionary. He wasn't holding a knife to anyones throat or gun to anyone's head forcing you to give him money. Obviously it was just for people who had a few spare bucks to give out, no problem with that. Secondly, you act like you know his financial records and money situation so perfectly. He's a normal human like everyone else living in the United States. He has taxes to pay, bills to pay, he possibly gives some money to his friends or maybe to charity, I don't know, I never met the guy. He could be horrible of keeping track of money and all that, but we don't know. Only James knows.

Thirdly, the whole "other people have made movies with less money". I'm not very sure you made a movie or have any insight on the dedication and time it takes to make one. I'm sure asking people just for a little $$ won't hurt anyone... Unless they're stupid and donate money when they're broke or in financial crisis.Have people made movies with less money? Sure, look at Ed Wood..... Oh wait, bad example. ._. He could make the movie with the money he has, but that doesn't mean he can't get help from his fans to make the movie better. Showing off Jamie's God-Complex. Besides, if it was on his own, it could possibly take longer.

So his fans are the most annoying fanboys on the internet? Possibly, but you're fanboys are a close 2nd. And as for IMDB, it's like Wikipedia where almost anyone can edit the content. It's not that reliable as you may think ;)

For the whole Mike's review of the Elmo movie.... It wasn't that great, and probably shouldn't of been made. Look at this video for my views on the whole situation to save time.

Now to recent times, he just can't get over AVGN. Now for the whole "Cheetamen 2 Play or Die" shit. I am an no way defending this AVGN Cheetahmen 2 fundraiser video at all, it was over-the-top and silly. Now word has got out it was all a scam made by Gred Pabich, and he wanted AVGN and Pat to appear in the video to get it more publically out. Now this is stupid and very pathetic of everyone who is apart of it and knew it was a scam. however, Archfiend just can't seem to get sand out of his vagina (as normal) as goes on about Mike/James deleting comments on the video (while he does the same), and demands "an apology" for all of this. Now I would agree, but it's coming from the Archfiend, the person who is possibly one of the biggest butt-hurt people on YouTube. Why demand an apology when you'll just shove it off, and probably just rant about it... While making money for it at the same time.... Making money off of a video where people are scamming others.... Huh. Also, umadbro?-20. -15 points.... Wow, that's at least an F---

Good job Archfiend for proving you're a douchebag. I could go on but this is ridiculously long, and hopefully didn't bore anyone as much as your videos do. I may have given you a few dollars from watching your videos, but I don't care. You can gain 1,000,000 dollars from me watching videos and I wouldn't care. Have fun with your time until other people finally come to terms with how much of a douchebag you are. Silent Rob, VlogRays, and SparksterInc have only touched the surface on you, hopefully more people will wise up and realize the true you

Have a nice day. You are a HACK. <3

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Sikh Temple Tragedy = Another Conspiracy

A few days ago in Oak Creek, a Iraq War veteran killed 7 people, and wounded 3 others. Being as I live in a town right next to Oak Creek, it's being talked about insanely, and with good reasons.

Now, you look at the evidence, and you can clearly see the man has suffered an illness such as PTSD, something that can mess with your mind and health. Doesn't excuse his actions, but makes sense why he could go crazy.

HOWEVER, people just can't accept it. They need to push the envelope. They need to ask unnecessary questions. They need to look further into something that already looks like a clear case. Enter Alex Jones.

Now, for anybody who has exposed him as the hack he is, nobody is surprised. Hell, one of the first things I thought when this story went nationwide was people would blow it out of proportion, and making it more as it is. Nobody here is doing that. However, Alex Jones thinks everyone is government controlled, and thinks its 100% evil (mind you he pays taxes like anyone, obviously funding this so called evil government).

He basically says "government has done this stuff before. look it up instead of me talking about it". He even tells use to look up false flag on Wikipedia.... You know, that's always reliable. Anyway, he even calls anyone who basically disagrees with him "naive moron". That sounds like a person who really has a legitimate opinion and someone you should really follow.

Has the government done stuff like this before? Possibly, they were planning out Operation Northwoods before Kenndy pulled it off (I don't believe the government killed him), so they do have the possibility. But at the same time, so does anyone with knowledge of weapons and explosives. Look how effective the Columbine was, or the Virgina Tech Shootings. And those were only students with no military experience. They were also phsycotic and messed up in the head..... See a connection with all of this? Just because one has the power to do this, doesn't mean they are going to do this.

I have the power to kill Alex Jones, doesn't mean I will though. I have the power to kill a bunch of people, doesn't mean I will though. The question people should be asking is out of all the reports on killing, why is this one being so hyped and talked about? Why was he not given helped for his mental health? Why are people acting like this will bring in hate crime propoganda? Why even suggest that, when you could be the reason it happens?

Alex Jones is once again using fear mongering to win him some more fans, extra cash, and more controversy with the whole "gun situation". Don't people realize the government wouldn't waste their time taking guns away, when if they started a rebellion actual military personal and guards would laugh at how it would terribly fail? I mean this isn't Athenian guards who do 0 while citizens throw firebombs at them. This is the U.S government. They could shut down the entire plan in 5 minutes.

So in total, Alex Jones. Your hack ass has just been handed to you. <3 Good day, sir!

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

100,000 Will Die According To Basement Dwellers

The best part about most conspiracy theories is that they usually have some sort of date. For example, some nut awhile ago predicted the rapture, and we all know how that turned out. Which, in a way, connects to the topic today in terms of people dying.

 Now this youtuber has had a history of talking about bullshit like the "Illuminati" and the "New World Order", so why should we be suprised he's talking about their "plan".

He starts off showing pictures of the Twin Towers either partly destroyed, or about to be destoryed, somehow trying to connect the dots to show that 9/11 was a conspiracy... Ughh.... I suppose all the pictures in fiction that showed the White House or any famous building being destroyed are somehow leading up to those buildings being destroyed...... Pssh.

The rest of the video is cliche conspiracy shit I'd expect from Alex Jones to be talking about. It's not anything new and is getting old. He rambles about how there are "codes" in movies that members of the illuminati are planning, as we know, such a secret society is so smart, that they would give away their whole plan on a 1 dollar bill.

I'm also sure the Illuminati is such a smart group, that they'd allow videos revealing their plan to be public, because apparently a VERY rich group is so powerful that it could kill 100,000 people at the snap of a finger.... Can't remove a YouTube video? Very powerful indeed.

Yes, there have been insistence where people depicted stuff such as 7/7 before 7/7 but that can all be merged into a very special word called coincidence. Once again, how many examples has there been of a very popular structure such as the Eiffel Tower being destroyed? It's called Google Images bro. ;)

I love the ending on how this person says "if many people are aware of this, the Illuminati may cancel their plans, and many lives will be saved". So if it doesn't happen, he saved 100,000 people. And if it DOES happen, he predicted it and he was right..... It is really a win-win situation. He gets to feel proud of himself that he stopped the mass murders of thousands of people, and I get some good entertainment on a Friday night. Reminds me of another lunny

 The real conspiracy isn't something getting bombed, or if people are planning a mass genocide. The conspiracy is about the incompetent governments in the world, especially Britain and Russia. The conspiracy is why America spends more money than it has, leading up to an embarrassing debt number. The conspiracy is whether WW3 will actually happen. The conspiracy is if people will be able to put food on the table in a month or even day, with the recession taking a toll on everybody.

See 'yall August 12th, just to see what happens at the Olympics. Hehehe