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Tuesday, August 21, 2012

AMERICA WAKE UP!! 5 Reasons Ron Paul sucks

After TheArchtards overdue exposer to what a hack he is, and with the upcoming 2012 U.S presidential elections, where better to expose next than with 1vof the candidates. Romney and Obama have gotten their fair share of burnings and exposes, but what about Ron Paul? The supposed "savior" of America? Our last hope?

Some of his ideas, are spot on (legalize drugs, for example) anyone will say that. But why do his followers (pronounced Paultards) bend some of his other points to make them out to be like they're very good, when in reality they will just downgrade our society further. These 5 points have no exact listing, but moreso I believe are equally bad in the downfall of America.

5= He wouldn't help anybody who has suffered in a natural disaster. Now if he stretched this out to not helping other countries, then maybe we could possibly understand. We're a poor nation, we can't afford to help other countries. But he wouldn't help his own country if they suffered from a natural disaster like a hurricane or tornado! That sounds like a very humane and very kind president. He should also look at a map and types of terrain to learn that nowhere on this planet is safe from disasters. Midwest America has tornadoes, Northeast has hurricanes, southwest/anywhere close to fault lines have earthquakes. What if your house was on fire, and even your insurance couldn't fully cover the cost? Can your neighbors/friends not pitch in a few pennies in order to help?



4= Racism Is Okay In America. According to Mr. 1950s, if you want to kick a black person out of your restruront or store because he is black, It's a-okay! It's "your" private property. School board wants ban Asians from going to their schools, Ron Paul thinks it's a okay. Apparently without laws that protect peoples' individual rights, it "diminishes individual liberty". Whatever that means to you, Mr Anti-Racist. I think he also needs to spend a month in a wheelchair.

3=Pay people a few pennies if you want too. He goes on (without any proof) that getting rid of minimal wage would help the poor, which in a way it could. But it could also hurt the poor. People who were getting paid 8 dollars and 9 dollars, can now get payed 2 or 3 dollars. People who couldn't get a job still possibly can't get a job or don't want such a low pay for it. It could help, but could also send us back to the early 20th Century. Now doesn't that sound like fun?

2= Lets give criminals and murderers more weapons. He would love to repeal the Brady Act, that requires a background check for anybody who wants a gun. He also would like air pilots to carry guns (what if they start shooting the passengers?) to "prevent another 9/11", where the answer to that would be better airport SECURITY (Sky Marshals?). Also Ron, it is not a "god-given" right to own a 5 pound machine.A god-given right is to simply live.

1= Ron Paul voted against the Amber Alert. So yeah if your kid got kidnapped, you couldn't relay on the Amber Alert to get help. But it gets better than that. Ron Paul was for it, until it included additional powers for the Federal Government. So in his opinion, the Amber Alert is a piece of crap just because of his insane animosity for the Federal Government. Ain't that nice, parents. Go Libertarianism!


Ron Paul 2012! Lets go back to the Gold Standard and worsen our economy to collapse status! Lets promote racism and inequality! Lets suck the Constitutions' big-paper dick even though it's flawed insanely! And finally, lets downgrade our society to new lows to the point Communist Russia world be calling bullshit. RON PAUL 2012! Oh wait....... He didn't pass the primaries! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

But why didn't he get voted? BECAUSE HE IS A HACK!!!

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